Tuesday, December 09, 2003

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAME!

USEFUL PHRASES TO USE AT WORK

I dont work here. Im a consultant.

Thank you. Were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

Ill try being nicer if youll try being smarter.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Im not being rude. Youre just insignificant.

Im really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

The fact that no one understands you doesnt mean youre an artist.

I dont know what your problem is, but Ill bet its hard to pronounce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just dont give a damn.

Im already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Its a thankless job, but Ive got a lot of Karma to burn off.

No, my powers can only be used for good.

How about never? Is never good for you?

Im out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

Who me? I just wander from room to room.

It might look like Im doing nothing, but at the cellular level Im really quite busy.

At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I see youve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Someday, well look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

*[[ The magic within... ]]*
|9:06 AM|


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